ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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