even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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