Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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