we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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