We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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