I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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