I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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