Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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