shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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