Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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