he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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