My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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