She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
and i looked up. we had an audience...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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