Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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