Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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