This girl is more easily done than said...
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
this beer tastes like vomit already
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
