Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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