Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
why do cheetos always look like penises
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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