Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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