I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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