She's never allowed to turn 21 again
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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