Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
