honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
