Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
