Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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