Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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