I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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