She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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