Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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