So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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