You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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