The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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