there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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