Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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