i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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