Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
should my penis look like a turkey
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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