Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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