your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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