they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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