That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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