i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We are two peas in an std pod
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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