You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
