I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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