Dual....:-)
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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