i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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