You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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