Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
