I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Randomize
