he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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