I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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