the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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